Asked to pick the lowest moment in Scottish public life in the devolution era, I should unhesitatingly plump for the day in May 2020 when STV released a video of schoolchildren reminding the country to count its blessings.
Accompanied by a soundtrack of tinkling piano music, the children took it in turns to incant a special message for the people of Scotland. It is, I am afraid, worth quoting in full.
It began unpromisingly. “The children of Scotland would like to say thank you — to Nicola, our first minister of Scotland.” And then it got very much worse. “We are so grateful. Thank you for always keeping us safe. Working so hard. For being strong for us. Thank you for caring for every individual